❤️ 15th August 2015 - Private Microbiologist

I'm wondering if anyone can enlighten me as to how one would employ the services of a microbiologist?

I have been told my 'bugs' as psychosis. However I still experience them now. I've read of a Doctor in the same boat. Being a GP he wasn't labelled mad. He had samples taken and discovered he had tropical bird mites. He describes

1) Biting black dots

2) Appearing from his skin

3) Creepy, crawling feeling

4) Two weeks of biting, itching, two weeks of peace

Snap!!

I also have the following facts 

1) If I use mouth wash or vodka on my skin, black dots appear

2) I've videoed them jumping when prodded with a small item 

3) I've had two serious bouts of cellulitis, can be caused by insects, bacteria 

4) I had scabies type crust scabs which wouldn't heal

5) I had scabie type track marks (trust me, not on my veins so not me 😀)

6) I had a jar of weed that would make 'popping' noises at night (12am-5am)

7) Vacum packed clothes made the same noises

8) They came out of me in the bath (witnessed x 3)

9) My clothes seams moved if sprayed with lemon and ironed (bird mites eat clothes too)

10) Clothes wore out quickly 

11) When I was bitten, my rabbit was pissed and acting like he was being bitten 

12) He liked the cat's litter box which mites don't like due to lack of moisture.

13) If you sprayed the rabbit's straw with bleach it moved (videoed and my psyche nurse viewed and agreed I could be right)

14) Even now, little dots appear in my nose (when I blow it) and if I bleed.

Personally for peace of mind, I'd love to confirm I am bug free. If so, I have to live with the fact, these black dots are in fact nothing but dirt. But due to their appearance sober and high, I'd like to double check.

Mites have 6 cycles of life, and we can only see them at their biggest in their last stage. That would explain the surges of near invisible waves. This has almost caused me to crash my car. Their appearance and my pets avoidance of my house, caused the mass cleaning (causing destruction).

Plus, before labelling someone mad, an actual insect infestation must be ruled out. My psychiatrist didn't do that. I was sectioned. I'm sure that's clinic malpractice. Being detained in Springfield, must entitle me to some compensation.

Help appreciated

Jay x