Well Sunday I went Five Guys in Wimbledon. Bacon, cheese burger, medium fries (shared) and a salted caramel milkshake with whipped cream on top. Cost £27 for two burgers, two shakes and one fries. But boy was it worth it.
I'd go back just for the shakes. Amazing! Want to try peanut butter and banana.
After stuffing me and my bestie, went Spoons and had a couple of Kopperberga. Whilst he was at the bar I noticed an Asian man sitting alone, turning 180 degrees just to look at me.
When I caught him doing this he would give me a broad smile. I noticed he was on his phone. Then I saw the screen and quite clearly a picture of me.
The pervert had been taking pictures of me!!!! I shouted out to Nigel that 'this pervert's just taken pictures of me!'
'He's a pervert! That makes me feel sick'. He came over to the table and in the most audible London accent said 'I don't understand, I don't speak English' I made sure he left and then said 'arrrr-white may-eight. Cor blimey I don't speak a word of English' in my best Mary Poppins cockney.
He could possibly be a Junkette. Although a couple of months too late. The UK and The Sun is only interested in me when I'm banging up legal highs.
So, uncensored, enjoy the Junkette
Karma will ensure the violation I felt will be returned times threefold. Bless
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